Very kind of you, but I simply cannot accept higher than 5 SG. You see, it has collected a few scuffs over the years, and given its circular shape, it always ends up rolling off the table at some point. It is, at its very core, not very good at its job.
Apologies, while I am willing to haggle a bit, 1/4th of an SG is below the price I am comfortable selling at. You see, despite it's scuffed surface and inability to stay put on the table, it is a very lovely shade of purple. Purple, you see, is my favorite color.
Ah so fair indeed, gentle kindman! Purple is indeed a lovely colour, but ontop of that did you see that this 1/5th SG is also a lovely shade of purple? It reflects beautifully from the sunlight and quick truthfully I think it would compliment your eyes beautifully! But if that isn't enough I completely understand, I can throw in another slightly diluted purple half an SG as well as this pocket lint in the shape of a Mime Jr standing on bicycle? If that isn't enough I could potentially part with my favorite slightly greenish pocket lint in the shape of a Scorbunny scratching its nose with a frying pan but that might be a bit steep for my price range.
I do value your kind compliment, however I was quite clear in my asking price. I can't help but notice you have lowered your price once more, and while it IS a lovely shade of purple, this simply will not pay the bills. I have asked, alternatively, for a paperweight swap if SG is not in your wheelhouse. As fascinating and scarily intricate as those lint pieces are, they simply will not hold even a single paper down. That is, of course, the entire reason for this orb and the reason I have made this post, after all. If you do not have or wish to trade under these stipulations I have set, I am afraid I will have no further business with you.
Goopy-Ghost Staff Member
Very kind of you, but I simply cannot accept higher than 5 SG. You see, it has collected a few scuffs over the years, and given its circular shape, it always ends up rolling off the table at some point. It is, at its very core, not very good at its job.
2024-02-20 04:24:15
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animemogal Staff Member
Ah very fair, kind sir! How about a fourth of an SG? I ate the rest of the 3/4ths earlier today and the last 4th is always the tastiest!
2024-02-20 04:25:17
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Goopy-Ghost Staff Member
Apologies, while I am willing to haggle a bit, 1/4th of an SG is below the price I am comfortable selling at. You see, despite it's scuffed surface and inability to stay put on the table, it is a very lovely shade of purple. Purple, you see, is my favorite color.
2024-02-20 04:27:49
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animemogal Staff Member
Ah so fair indeed, gentle kindman! Purple is indeed a lovely colour, but ontop of that did you see that this 1/5th SG is also a lovely shade of purple? It reflects beautifully from the sunlight and quick truthfully I think it would compliment your eyes beautifully! But if that isn't enough I completely understand, I can throw in another slightly diluted purple half an SG as well as this pocket lint in the shape of a Mime Jr standing on bicycle? If that isn't enough I could potentially part with my favorite slightly greenish pocket lint in the shape of a Scorbunny scratching its nose with a frying pan but that might be a bit steep for my price range.
2024-02-20 04:32:03
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Goopy-Ghost Staff Member
I do value your kind compliment, however I was quite clear in my asking price. I can't help but notice you have lowered your price once more, and while it IS a lovely shade of purple, this simply will not pay the bills. I have asked, alternatively, for a paperweight swap if SG is not in your wheelhouse. As fascinating and scarily intricate as those lint pieces are, they simply will not hold even a single paper down. That is, of course, the entire reason for this orb and the reason I have made this post, after all. If you do not have or wish to trade under these stipulations I have set, I am afraid I will have no further business with you.
2024-02-20 04:37:53
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